Yep, I said it. I hate bitches. And by bitches, I mean the generalized heap of stupid women, not necessarily those fitting into the category of “mean girls.” I’m with the men on this one: women are crazy. (Men are pretty crazy, too, though.)
Stop Bashing Other Women. If you’ve ever found yourself preaching this, know that you’re an absolute toolbag. Every woman on the planet has said something mean to or about another woman. It’s part of human nature. We make fun of people to give us a temporary sense of self-assurance. It’s the “at least I’m not as bad as her” thought process. The women who go on about how women are self-destructive of their gender for doing this are most likely snobs just looking for attention, as it can be argued that discussing the topic is bashing the women guilty of doing this (which is literally all of them). And since women are going to say and do mean things to hurt your feelings, it’s best to…
Rise Above Hate. I personally hate that I’m even using this phrase, as it’s something an ex-friend used to always tell me. And while he is a complete shitbag, it was good advice. If you just press pause and walk away every time someone offends you, you will be a happier person. Don’t waste your efforts on the little people that don’t matter. Spend your time worrying about you. Who cares what that one girl thinks of you? You’re really going to let someone unimportant to effect your self-image? Guess what…I think you’re a moron. Yes, I just put you down. You know why? Because you deserve it. If you’re going to be offended by my opinion of you, you’re a dumbass. My opinion shouldn’t matter to anyone but myself. Am I going to share that opinion? Fuck yea! But should you be complaining about it? Well, I guess if you don’t have anything else to do…
The point I’m trying to make is that all of humanity is fucking stupid. We live an breathe jealousy and greed and envy and pride. It’s really our only driving force to accomplish anything. So when someone has something nasty to say about you, just remember it’s because they’re envious and desire some quality or some material object that you have and they lack. So shut the fuck up with your self-righteous feminist brigade and be proud of the person you are. It doesn’t matter what you have in your pants. Just enjoy the person you are or grow to become the person you want to be.
